Debuting The James Brand Hatchet
Fuck me, do I love a sharp object.
Additionally, fuck me, do I love when I can throw that sharp object at trees and friends and any would-be attacking hogs. The final fuck me, I love The James Brand. Today, those three fucks combine. The James Brand debuts their hatchet, an indispensable camping/fighting/shaving/splitting tool. Made in partnership with storied axe and hatchet maker, Adler. Adler has been making axes and hatchets in Germany since 1919. Featuring a non-slip coated American Hickory handle and a forged steel head with a protective sheath, this hatchet is as beautiful and high quality as it is useful.
Finally, I can stop stomping on knives to split fire wood. No, that’s not a moronic joke, that’s a moronic me. True story. Last year I went on a camping trip and brought the James Brand Carter knife with me. I needed fire wood so I would wedge the Carter into the wood before stomping on it to split, then beating it down the stump with a rock. It was a brutish, exhausting method (though, I will say, highlights the versatility and resilience of the James Brand’s Carter knife even in the face of an idiot), the whole time me muttering to myself, ‘Jesus, please bless me with a James Brand hatchet.’ And now, my prayers are answered.
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