Watch Great White Breach Cage Dive

I’ve never wanted to go cage diving with sharks.

A few metal bars and a few centimetres between myself and this fucking thingĀ are not enough. Does this look safe? I can think of a million other dangerous things I’d rather be doing than being in a confined space, dressed as a seal with a pissed off, bleeding Great White. Like slacklining between two cliffs after numerous alcoholic beverages or telling my Nan I’m not going to make it to Christmas lunch. The worst thing about this video of cage diving in Mexico is someone calmly saying, “Nobody is in the cage.” One would assume that when diving with sharks, it’s important to know whether someone is in the water, diving with those sharks. Enjoy.

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