Seth Rogen Rolls the Log


Until yesterday, I didn’t really think much of Seth Rogen.

I’ve always thought he was just a big, rolly-polly, bear-faced motherfucker who played dumb white guys in movies. Turns out he’s gangster. I don’t like saying someone is ‘gangster’ because turning that noun into an adjective and pushing it out of my dumb white guy mouth sounds stupid, but he is. Seth Rogen is gangster. And he proved it on Instagram yesterday when he went toe-to-toe with all the idiotic racists that happen to follow him. That’s the post below. Rogen captioned it with ‘If this is a remotely controversial statement to you, feel free to unfollow me.’ Which is awesome, and it only got better when he ripped into people for commenting dumb shit like ‘All Lives Matter,’ ‘You are a disgrace’ and, oddly, on more than one occasion, ‘Go fuck your parents.’ Who says that? I understand ‘Go fuck your mother,’ but go fuck your parents? That’s sick. And so are racists in the comments. Get help, racists. You’re cooked.

 

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