Newsflash: The Dalai Lama is a Sexist Pig


In a recent interview with the BBC, His Holiness the Dalai Lama stated that his successor, if female, better be a babe.

‘If a female Dalai Lama comes, she should be more attractive,’ he told foreign correspondent Rajini Vaidyanathan. And then, just to make sure there was no confusion about the level hotness his heir should possess, he said, ‘very, very attractive,’ otherwise, she would have ‘not much use.’ Then, to ensure everyone knew he was the real Dalai Lama, he began giggling as though he were being tickled by ghosts.

This isn’t exactly a newsflash: he said the same thing back in 2015 and copped heat from all sides. However, it’s pretty clear he doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks because he then went on to say no one wants to look at a ‘dead face,’ by which he meant no one likes ugly chicks. Then he said his female replacement should ‘spend money on makeup.’ Really. When Vaidyanathan said he wondered if womankind might reasonably be offended by His Holiness’ statements, and that the lady Lama should be judged strictly on her character, the Dalai Lama agreed, saying, ‘Real beauty is inner beauty, that’s true. [But] I think the appearance is also important.’ Then he pissed himself laughing again.

To be fair, the next Dalai Lama, like all Dalai Lamas, will be a reincarnation (number 15), which means he’s technically being a dick to himself.

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