New Zealand Introduces Skate Cops

I actually thought this was real.

It makes more sense than rollerblade cops: you can step off a skateboard and climb a wall if you need to. Rollerblades are strapped to your feet. Plus, they look stupid. Made total sense that a progressive nation like NZ would have skater cops. Then I remembered what day it was: April 1st. The Day of Fools. In other news, something progressive happened in Australia today, when the Prime Minister made several decisions that benefitted Australians… APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHA! He’s still a self-centred, soft-handed, bible-bashing knob.


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