The 2013 Monster Children Photo Annual is out. So what, right? SO WHAT?! Are you kidding?

We’ve put together the best photo album yet! Not only that–for the first time ever it’s available in the USA! What’s in it? Photographers, dummy, it’s a photo annual. What photographers? Well, there’s an old hippy named Henry Diltz, an Asian bloke called Jerry Hsu, a woman who goes by the name Cheryl Dunn, and there’s also a black man from New Jersey named T Eric and more! The 2013 Photo Annual is so jam-packed with racially diverse folks of both sexes, it’s practically that Benetton magazine…except everyone is ugly and hates each other.