Hands Down the Strangest Surfing You’ll see This Week

Ari Browne’s a madly talented surfer from Byron who also has bionic knees.

That’s the only explanation to this; my rusty joints start creaking uncontrollably just watching this bizarre acrobatic performance. The acting’s an unnecessary riff on a tired theme, but you can’t fault his ability on Ryan Lovelace’s space age looking “Rabbit’s Foot”—it’s pretty baffling. Just goes to show: no matter how close-minded the surfing population is, if you’re having a good time and whipping the tail like this, there’s not many people who’re going call you off a set wave.

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