Oh, man. This is rough.
Biden, in a bid to win the hearts of Latino voters at a Florida whistlestop, took out his phone and played ‘Despacito’, a Spanish-language pop song by Luis Fonsi. Fonsi was one of the speakers at the event, along with Ricky Martin and Eva Longoria. All three are being treated for deep-tissue shame.
‘I’ll tell you what,’ said Biden, after a barely perceptible bit of soft-shoe, ‘if I had the talent of any one of these people, I’d be elected president by acclamation.’
Biden, who is beginning to look a lot like the guy at the abandoned amusement park who tells you you got no business being there, isn’t doing great with Latino voters and, to be perfectly frank, I don’t think this scene is going to help him. Warning: the video below could cringe you bald. Watch with caution.
After being introduced by Luis Fonsi, Joe Biden pulled out his phone and started playing Despacito ahead of his remarks kicking off Hispanic Heritage Month in Kissimmee, FL. pic.twitter.com/7R6hUZgLW1
— Sarah Mucha (@sarahmucha) September 16, 2020