Eek of the Week: Biden Digging Reggaeton

Oh, man. This is rough.

Biden, in a bid to win the hearts of Latino voters at a Florida whistlestop, took out his phone and played ‘Despacito’, a Spanish-language pop song by Luis Fonsi. Fonsi was one of the speakers at the event, along with Ricky Martin and Eva Longoria. All three are being treated for deep-tissue shame.

‘I’ll tell you what,’ said Biden, after a barely perceptible bit of soft-shoe, ‘if I had the talent of any one of these people, I’d be elected president by acclamation.’

Biden, who is beginning to look a lot like the guy at the abandoned amusement park who tells you you got no business being there, isn’t doing great with Latino voters and, to be perfectly frank, I don’t think this scene is going to help him. Warning: the video below could cringe you bald. Watch with caution.

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