Authors Posts by Crom

Crom

Smoke: Stance Socks x Todd Francis

When people ask me what the best part of my job is, I tell them the best part of my job is all the free socks. Sure, the limos, coke, and blue-ribbon hookers are great, but the sock waterfall I’m standing under is sublime.
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SMOKE: Clare Vivier x MC X Mike D

I’ll never understand why girls trip out so hard on bags. They’re cool and everything, but wouldn’t you rather have a hot plate of deep fried scampi?
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Incredible Shoplifting Stories

The 7 things I stole during my tenure as a thieving little swine.
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Print Ain’t Dead Zine Review: PepBoyZine #1

Zine review time. This week I’ll be taking a look at an interesting little publication called PepBoyZine. This is the first issue of PepBoyZine,...
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SMOKE: Stolen ‘Coffee & Cigarettes’ Spiced Rum

I actually drank some of this last night at an art opening. Stolen 'Coffee & Cigarettes' Spiced Rum and Coke. The girl pouring gave me a wink and an extra-long shot. ‘Don’t wink at me, lady,’ I said, ‘you don’t know what it means.’
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