Authors Posts by Crombie

Crombie

John Frusciante’s New Album is Orbiting the Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lst7D-iP3UQ Really. Sat-JF14 is an Interorbital satellite launched into space carrying John Frusciante’s new album, ENCLOSURE. Once it orbits over your region you will be...
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My best true stories

‘Truth is stranger than fiction.’ Mark Twain said that, and then he hooked his thumbs under his suspenders and farted so loudly that it disturbed some birds. Truth is stranger than fiction.
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HATE: God’s Top Ten Pet Peeves

We didn’t used to believe in God. We thought he was something made up to keep people from doing bad things: ‘Better not bludgeon my neighbour with a cinderblock and burn his house down—God’s watching.’
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Buzz Unplugged

Buzz from the Melvins is releasing an acoustic album at the start of June. I'm listening to it right now and it's amazing. You'll...
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SMOKE: Crawling Death

Is your life a bitch? Maybe you should buy one of these hats then. Melbourne-based company Crawling Death made these hats, and because they...
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