Authors Posts by Amos Turtlecock

Amos Turtlecock

Hey, Wim Hof. Save Some Shakas For the Rest of Us

No one should be hanging this loose—not even the Ice Man.
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Should You Drink Your Own Piss?

Probably not, but what if you're really thirsty?
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Toilet Paper Alternatives

Ideas to help get you through the coming TP dry-out.
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Nick Cave’s Text Messages to Bobby Gilliespie

Yet another reason to love Nick Cave.
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Heard Drops Turd in Depp Bed

Confirmed: Amber Heard dropped a hot one (more than likely).
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