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Authors Posts by Amos Turtlecock

Amos Turtlecock

5 Spooky Things in the Australian Bush

Myths and monsters way better than Big Foot.
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Cocaine Hippos Go Feral

Pablo Escobar's hippos are out of control.
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Jamaica Running Out of Weed

Why has Jah forsaken them?
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Funky Fresh! Break Dancing Confirmed for Paris Olympics 2024

Dope headspin, Tron! Here's a Gold Medal.
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Farty Giuliani Having Worst Year Ever

Seriously, could it be any worse?
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