Authors Posts by Amos Turtlecock

Amos Turtlecock

Ten Bilbies Just Went Free-Range

Looks like a rabbit and an anteater did it.
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Tom Cruise Getting ‘Space Legs’

Really, dude is going into space.
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An ‘Idleness Grant’ is a Thing

Do nothing and get paid!
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Listen to the New King Gizzard Single ‘Some Of Us’

When will these dudes stop making amazing music?
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Welcome Rivers Wetsuits Selling Like Hotcakes

What even are 'hotcakes'?
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