Hey, future grown-up!

Say goodbye to your velcro Sponge Bob wallet (it’s ruining your sex life) and hello to your new Monster Children x Atlas 02 Zip Wallet. It’s sleek, it’s slender, and it doesn’t feature a picture of Sponge Bob and Patrick playing basketball! Here’s the stats!

– Premium vintage bottle-green leather
– Leather internal lining, pocket and divider
– Silver YKK zippers with leather pull
– Silver D Ring with keychain attachment
– Embossed MC and Atlas logos
– Fits cards, folded notes, coins, and contraband
– Packaged in dust bag and white box
– Height 8cm / Width 11cm

How much would you expect to pay for such a fine-ass money-holder? Well, don’t answer, because you also get a free Monster Children Notebook and Carpenter’s Pencil! How much?$79.99!!! WHAT? YES!!! (They asked me to stop writing these things like I’m on the Shopping Channel, but I can’t help myself) $79.99!!! THAT’S COMPLETELY INSAAAAANE!!!

Click here IMMEDIATELY or we’ll tell everyone about Sponge Bob.