Did You Have The Best Summer Ever? Take The Quiz
Summer is over.
Despite the world going to complete shit, I and everyone around me still seemed to jam pack the warm months with plenty of beach, beers, love, laughs and satisfaction. In case you’re wondering how your summer stacked up, here is a checklist of Yes/No questions by which you may calculate and measure.
Are you acutely aware of who Pat Cummins is?
Are you still confused about what the fuck actually happens in cricket?
Did you learn the lyrics of dtmf by Bad Bunny?
Did you, at any point, move a pedestal fan around?
Did you lie in a waterfall?
Were you bitten by a green ant?
Did you leave your phone number on a note on a hot person’s car?
Is gooch week a familiar term to you?
Did you give into the temptation of an electric bike?
Did you end up on a bender even when you said you were going home by 9pm?
Is there zinc on your best white T-shirt?
Is there sand in your bed?
Did someone break up with you?
Did you discover seafood sauce is just mayo and tomato sauce?
Did you consume a bunnings snag?
Did the mangoes help you believe perhaps life isn’t so bad after all?
Is the demolition of Rainbow Surfy a high concern for you?
Are you confused about the cold foam craze as well?
Did you finish a book?
Did you not finish a book?
Was your hinge giving?
Do you still enjoy the song Dracula by Tame Impala?
Did marketplace provide?
Did you have to move house?
Did you cook a meal on a BBQ?
Did you lay on the ground because it was all just a bit hot?
Did your mates rock up uninvited to your house in a way that was not annoying but actually really kind of wonderful?
Did you split an illegal substance with a friend?
Were you at peace, even for a moment?
Did a mate bring over a case of beers?
Did you pitch a tent or sleep in a swag?
Were you handed a cold beverage?
Were you wearing a hat?
Did you leave your windows down in your car by accident?
Were you thankful for the rain?
Did you step on a bindi?
Was there an ant infestation?
Is Jacob Elordi in your algorithm?
Are you thinking of someone you shouldn’t?
Was there a smile planted on your face for no reason at all?
Now add up your Yes’s and compare the results with the chart below.
30-40: Congratulations! You had the best fucking summer ever! Someone gave you a compliment and you believed it because you have been living in the peak era of your life. Your mates are the best people on the planet and every single beer was worth it. Good luck for the winter because you will probably need it the most.
20-30: A couple rainy days, but nothing worth crying over. You still got a tan and kissed someone hot but maybe that hot person turned out to be a dweeb. We live and we learn.
10-20: I think you forgot to leave the house or if you did, you certainly underestimated the UV rating.
>10: You just fucked the best season, I don’t really know what to tell you at this point.