So Long, Wanker

It’s beginning to look a lot like FUCK YOU, now an official inquiry into impeaching Trump has been made.

Politics tend to put me to sleep, but it’s important to keep an eye on it at the moment because the welfare of humanity depends on us knowing what that orange-haired cunt is up to. Here’s the impeachment situation in a nutshell:

During a July phone call with Volodymyr Zelensky, Trump repeatedly pressured the president of Ukraine to do him a ‘favor’ and investigate Joe and Hunter Biden. Hunter is the son of former Vice President Joe Biden, who happens to be Trump’s main political rival in the 2020 election. So, that’s the President of the United States asking a foreign leader to do some snooping and help influence the results of a U.S. election. Naturally, the fucker is calling it a ‘big hoax,’ and ‘fake news,’ and says his conversation the Ukraine president was ‘largely congratulatory,’ which is complete horseshit, and you can read exactly what he said in the transcript HERE. He literally asks President Zelensky to investigate Bidden. Why this utter bastard is still President is beyond me. Impeachment is too good.

Anyway, watch this video of some dude dancing outside the White House to Nancy Pelosi announcing impeachment proceedings. It’s beautiful. Hopefully, we’ll all be dancing like this in the streets very soon. Fingers crossed.

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