I’m bringing Cash 4 Comment back!
Remember Cash 4 Comment? You know–Cash 4 Comment, the column where brands send me stuff to ‘review,’ and then I keep it. Oh yes, I keep it. I keep all the things. Would you like me to ‘review’ your product/service/whatever and keep it forever? I will. I’ll keep it. I’ll keep it if you send it.
Drop me a line at email@example.com with the Subject Line ‘Cash 4 Comment’, and we can figure out how to make this juicy for you, juicy for me, and really juicy for the saps we fool into buying your stuff. Ha Ha! Shhh. They can hear us.