Noa Deane’s Knees are a Miracle of Modern Science

We’ve long pontificated the properties of Noa Deane’s hinges.

No one, without exception, goes harder at sections on their forehand than dear Noz, and his desire to fly off dry end sections after coming flying out of South Oz pipes is thoroughly commendable. The usual forums hosted much skepticism as to the validity of the Stone shelling out big for Mr Deane, but his productivity since signing has been through the roof, and his cultural capital’s as high as ever. If you haven’t already hit play, do yourself a favour and revel in the current king of the freesurfing world.

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