Let Asher Pacey Make your Day Infinitely Worse


Asher Pacey’s seemingly been put on this earth to make one question one’s choice in lifestyle.

You shuffle into work, at best with a hefty workload and a clear head, at worst a hefty workload and an unclear head thanks to a weekend of questionable decisions. Asher Pacey however, from what I can gather, has a job description that loosely outlines his role to include making waves of a non-death defying nature look as pleasurable as humanly possible whilst riding mainly twin fins, all the while giving off a pleasantly earthy aroma to further reinforce his modern anxiety-free existence. While the jocks are currently scraping their fins at a Teahupoo that looks even unfriendlier than usual, I sure know who I’d rather be.

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