Old Men Squabbling and Surfers on the “Nose Beers”

Ain’t that Swell covers all the hard-hitters this week.

Such as senior surf scribes embedding cryptic insults to each other into their Fiji contest reports, Kelly Slater performing CPR on a multitude of clams, and the ever-circling (t)rumours of surfers dabbling on the ol’ Colombian marching powder. Dive in for an hour of degenerate tomfoolery.

And follow the ratbags here. 

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