Pyjamas aren’t worth your time or money

Photos by Tim Swallow

What’s the point in going outside when it’s cold, and Zoe Cross is inside?

Enjoy Tim Swallow’s fresh installment of why pyjamas¬†are useless. They’re dorky, they cost money and Mum says you can’t stand too close to the heater cause they might go up in flames.

You know what else is fiery? Zoe Cross. Fuck being that chipper person in a puffy vest going for a brisk walk with a coffee and orthopaedic shoes, just do like Zoe does. Thanks to Tim Swallow for the weekend inspiration to stay in bed, crank that heater and enjoy it.


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