Cockatoo Rant Scares Even Mel Gibson

Remember that time you thought you really fucking lost your mind, and went so completely batshit crazy that you’re almost embarrassed to think about it now, in retrospect? Forget it ever happened. You haven’t even scratched the surface of what Pebbles the bird is capable of.

Really fuckin hates those fuckin cages. fuck.

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