This Record Belongs To___


You know those 7-year-olds running around in Pink Floyd t-shirts, talking about how much better Zepplin were when they were called The New Yardbirds?

I hate those little shits. They deserve to be placed in a bottomless ball pit clasping a melting ice cream adorned with rainbow sprinkles and left there until they succumb to the innocence of childhood. Still, whilst these kids don’t need love, they do need birthday presents. And if their bathtime soliloquies are anything to go by, you’re gonna hear about it if you gift them a dud.

Thank Light in the Attic and Third Man Records for saving your sorry caboose, because they have teamed up to create ‘This Record Belongs To ___’, a children’s music compilation with original full color storybook accompanied by a portable lightweight turntable. Music on the compilation comes from the likes of Carole King, Woody Guthrie, Donovan, Harry Nilsson, Jerry Garcia, Nina Simone, Kermit The Frog and more. Buy it here or bear the brunt of an unimpressed pretentious juvenile forever.

Compilation Features:

LP, CD & Digital Formats

Original Full Color Storybook with Illustrations

Special Edition Vinyl Colors

For Ages 0-Infinity

Turntable Features:

2 Built-In Speakers

Belt Driven 3-Speed Stereo Turntable

USB Port w/ Cable for Converting Records to Digital

Auxiliary Input Jack w/ Cable for Connecting Digital Audio Player

Software for Recording, Editing & Converting Audio Content to MP3 Format

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