If you appreciate quality and value for money and compliments from strangers, have we got a treat for you.
The Monster Children Shop—our shop—is having a 30% Sale! We’re basically throwing shit out the door and letting it get run over by the 440 bus that Crombie catches to work on rainy days when he can’t ride his bike (still doesn’t have his full license; dudes like 80). You can’t afford not to get in on this CRAZY SALE! Literally! You can’t afford it! Good luck paying your rent next month if you don’t score some of this cheap-as-chips shit we’re throwing out onto Paramatta road. You’ll be broke. Come on down and scoop some of this stuff up (not literally, just click HERE instead)!