Is your life a bitch? Maybe you should buy one of these hats then. Melbourne-based company Crawling Death made these hats, and because they specialize in short-run products, these are actually the only hats they made. That’s how exclusive they are – there’s only three. They have another hat that is even more exclusive because it’s just the idea of a hat, it doesn’t even exist. You can’t afford it. Of course I’m being a silly sausage-eating dickhead right now, these hats are available on their website.