10,000 Things I Hate: Dustin Dollin

Dustin Dollin hates that you think he’s some kind of wildman.

Because he’s not. He’s just a regular guy. A nice guy who just happens to hate a lot of stuff, including judgy ex-drinkers, car alarms, and when there’s no toilet paper at a party and he has to wipe his butt on a sock and throw it out the window. He hates that. What else does he hate? He almost definitely hates this little intro, and we dare say he hates the phrase ‘check out the video!’

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