Monster Children

More Lunch
Posted By Jason – 14.02.2012

We’ve all heard it said that there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Well, I’m calling shit on that proverb. This is my second free lunch – a lunch I didn’t pay for – and it was delicious. My new friend, Roy, brought it to me at the office, and then he selected an Alien Workshop Dill/Warhol deck and a bunch of MC swag, none of which cost me a penny. Ipso facto, my lunch was free and made only more delicious by that fact…O... Ipso facto, fartso fatso, Pepto Bismol, poopy pacto. What? Speaking of interesting facts, from transcribing these last two interviews I’ve come to realize that when men meet for the first time they call each other “dude” and “man” a lot. Weird. Check it out.

Shit man, sorry I took so long getting here.

It’s all good, dude. I’m not going anywhere anyways.

Cool.

All right, Roy, what’s for lunch, man?

Dude, we got Sophie’s Cuban food. I don’t know if you’ve ever had it before.

I haven’t, no.

I hope it’s still warm. It’s breaded chicken, black rice with beans, fried green plantains with some onions…

Yum, dude!

 …And a malt, Puerto Rican malt. Did you ever try that, man?

No. “Malta India” Looks good!

It’s actually kinda funny, I noticed on the ride over here that I got you lunch that’s half Cuban/ half Puerto Rican, and I’m half Cuban and half Puerto Rican!

You didn’t realize that you’d bought it until you were on your way over?

No, man. It just happened!

That’s so cool!

I know, right?

Man, this looks delicious. I’m starving.

Yeah, sorry I’m late, dude. Check it out, there's also this green sauce.

What is it?

I don't know, just green sauce.

Green sauce. Cool.

Check what Roy does when he's not ruling the lunch project: behance.com/roytorres