Monster Children

Déjeuner trois...
Posted By Jason – 16.02.2012

The gravy train just keeps puffing along. Today’s lunch was brought over by Anthony and his buddy, Russ; two chaps with impeccable taste when it comes to buying food for strangers in exchange for stuff that said stranger got for free in the first place so it’s no skin off his (the stranger’s) nose.

Ok, Anthony, talk me through my lunch.

You got what you put in the ad for this thing: double burger with fries and a diet Coke.

No shit? Awesome. Did you guys eat some of these fries already?

No.

Did you spit in the burger?

No, man! We didn’t spit in it.

“Shake Shack” I’ve never had a Shake Shack burger. The line to get one is always too long.

I know.

What do you think of all this?

What?

This thing.

What?

The whole “lunch for a skateboard” thing.

Oh! I think it’s great. You don’t know what you’re getting, so it’s interesting.

It is interesting! At least for you and me. I just wonder if the people reading it actually give a shit about what I had for lunch, though.

No, no. I think they do.

Yeah, I think so, too. This burger is good, dudes.

A burger on a Wednesday is always good.

Thanks for lunch, you dudes.

No problem. I hope it’s still warm.