Not all heroes wear capes, but some heroes wear tape.
If you’ve been tuning in to the mediocre rise of Sydney’s premier punk outfit, you’ll be happy to hear that These New South Wales have just released their mini mockumentary, ‘The Life We Chose,’ a look at the lives of four young men who like to wear tape on their nipples. If you have absolutely no idea what we’re talking about, watch the trailer here, then for goodness sake go and start from Episode 1. You’ll see some excessive excitement for selling out tickets at small venues, Kanye-esque egotism on a music panel from lead singer Workhorse, backstage schmoozing and quite a bit of black nipple tape. Self-titled ‘cocky underdogs’ from Newcastle have floor humped their way into our consciousness and you’ll be all the more entertained if you get in on it too.