Hate with Alex Olson


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In issue #35 of Monster Children, we asked skateboarder Alex Olson what 10 things really got his goat. Here’s how the feature went:

WHY WE DIDN’T THINK OF ALEX OLSON FOR THIS DEPARTMENT BEFORE THIS IS BEYOND US. HERE ALEX TAKES TO THIS ISSUES TEN THINGS I HATE DEPARTMENT WITH THE GRACE AND EASE OF A NINETY SEVEN YEAR OLD WITH PROSTATE CANCER, A DICKY HEART AND A CANE FOR HITTIN’ THE YOUNG RASCALS THAT WALK PAST HIS CARNATION BED.

  1. I hate that Monster Children is asking me to do this.
  2. I hated seeing the examples of other people that did this.
  3. I hate myself and other people.
  4. Traveling on skate trips I really fucking hate!
  5. I Hate doing something over again.
  6. Filming and hate go hand and hand.
  7. I hate the fact that there’s a top 10 things to hate article in a magazine. Way to make this place better assholes!
  8. I really hate the heat.
  9. I hate the Berrics.
  10. I hate smoking.

 

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