Jay Davies

WATCH: DANE REYNOLDS


HAVE YOU EVER BUSTED INTO A SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX AT THE BANK? DIDN’T THINK SO, BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU PROBABLY AREN’T ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET IN JAIL, AND A WEBSITE CALLED ‘MONSTER CHILDREN’ WOULD DEFINITELY BE ON THE BANNED URL LIST FOR PRISONERS. YOU COULD IMAGINE A PRISONER BEING CAUGHT ON OUR SITE, “I PROMISE OFFICER, IT’S A SITE FULL OF ART, PHOTOGRAPHY, MUSIC, SURFING AND SKATEBOARDING”. SURE IT IS. STRAIGHT TO THE HOLE #345643. I ASSUME THEY CALL THEM BY THEIR SERIAL NUMBER, JUST LIKE THE MOVIES.

Well anyway Dane Reynolds has let us into Marine Layer for free! We didn’t even have to crack his password! And We’ve uploaded all 166 videos for you below. I actually got tired of copying and pasting after 5. But you can watch 161 more here. There’s all kinds of fun, Mason Ho, Kelly Slater, Andrew Doheny, Craig Anderson teaching small children how to use a super-8 camera for 9 minutes,¬†and a video on sperm whales.

Thanks Dane, don’t put the password back on and make me look like a fool. I copied and pasted 5 URL’s for this.

 

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