The 2014 Monster Children Photo Annual kicks ass, so don’t turn your back on it and bend over because it will definitely punt you square in the caboose with its steel-toed winkle-pickers. Ha ha. Seriously, put a book down the back of your pants. Being a photo annual, the photo annual has more photos than you can imagine. Go ahead and imagine as many photos as you can; when you’re done, double that, and that’s how many photos are in the Photo Annual. I mean to tell you it’s jammed with the flappy, two-dimensional bastards. Whose photos? Go buy it now and have a look! Or better yet, subscribe now so we don’t have to keep reminding you of what you should be spending your money on.