AUSTRALIAN LANGUAGE 101


We’ve just launched the most beautiful zine you’ve ever laid eyes on and it has a bunch of pictures that Mike OMeally and Brian Kelley took with the HUF Worldwide team for our Australian for Tour project. While down under, we taught the Americans a thing or two about the Australian dialect.

HUF X MC AUSTRALIAN FOR TOUR PRODUCT AVAILABLE HERE NOW

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PHRASE: A face like a bucket of smashed crabs.
MEANING: Not the best-looking girl I’ve seen.

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PHRASE: As useless as tits on a bull.
MEANING: That’s no good.

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PHRASE: How are ya, ya cunt!
MEANING: Hello dear friend.

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PHRASE: I could eat the arse end out of a low-flying duck.
MEANING: I could do with a meat pie.

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PHRASE: Knock the top off of it.
MEANING: Masturbate.

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